Mostly Random…
Earlier this week, I was behind a guy in traffic on the way home. He was driving a tiny red convertible sports car (like a Miata) - he was older and balding… and I guessed this might be his “mid-life crisis car.” He had a “Jesus Fish” on the back of the car, and seemed to be enjoying the sunny weather.
We pulled off from a red light and ahead I saw a semi-truck turning left across our lanes - the other traffic slowed around me, but the Miata did not. The semi cleared our path before we reached the point of collision, but I was amazed to see Mid-Life Crisis Man flip off the truck driver!
This man is the perfect example of what I call a HypoChristian (Hypocrite + Christian).
Yesterday at work we found an old chemical in our warehouse. It’s used to remove rust from fabrics, and is supposedly super strong.
The bottle looks very dated, so who knows how long it’s been back there. We got a laugh while reading the instructions, as it says, Works on all types of fabrics except glass.
Alrighty, then!
I received a package in the mail at work today. One of my clients in Indiana sent me a bottle of liquor! It’s Sailor Jerry Rum, which I’ve never heard of or seen. We’d talked about it several months ago… and since I’d never heard of it, he said he’d send me some. Cool!
Anyone have any thoughts or opinions on Sailor Jerry? I’m ready to give it a try this weekend and see what it’s like!
In other news, I’ve been 30 for almost a week now. Thank you for all the kind comments!
I have cool friends, too - I received so many cards through the mail! I love mail!
My parents are coming to visit for the weekend - Steven is cooking dinner for all of us tonight, then tomorrow night we are going out. I think it’s going to be fun!
June 7th, 2008 at 11:57 am
YAY!! You finally posted. I still haven’t but maybe sometime this weekend if I can think of anything to say!!
June 14th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I am with you 110% on the Jesus fish crap. It is idiots like that that make real Christians look stupid.
Just the other day, I wanted to flip someone off, but I’ve changed a lot over the past few years and would not dare. I gave them the fist instead. I think it is absolutely appropriate. Bill made fun of me, but it made me feel just as good as if I’d flipped her off.
And Jesus ain’t mad at me for it either :]
June 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I will flip somebody off any day of my life and fuckin’ feel good about it. FUCK EVERBODY! EVERYBODY’S A FUCKIN’ ASSHOLE!!!